The best use of imagination is creativity. The worst use of imagination is anxiety! |
Life is not a music player to listen to your favourite songs. It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency and enjoy whatever comes on it. Good Morning! |
Advantages of dating a Doctor: He will not only hold your hand but check your pulse too! |
Friend 1: I once went sky diving. Friend 2: I once took a photo with a lion in the wild. Me: I once asked my wife, "what she does all day while I'm at work!" |
My wife just stopped and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?" I thought, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation!" |
A photon walks into a hotel. The porter asks it if it has any luggage. It replies: Nope, I'm travelling light! |
You can instantly stress out anyone just by shouting "catch"! |
Marriage is the process where the husband slowly finds out from his wife what kind of a man she would have preferred! |
Of all the animals to make candies based on, worms were a strange choice! |
The majority of people believe the most frequently washed body part in 2021 was the hands. But in fact, it was the brain! |