| My neighbor says he is too afraid to plant an apple tree. I told him, "Grow a pear"! |
| Interviewer: why should we hire you as a waiter? Candidate: For starters, I bring a lot to the table! |
| Did you know that your pupils are the last parts to stop working after you die? They dilate! |
| We don't need a Minister for Education. We need education for ministers! |
| Being able to disagree with someone you like and agree with someone you don't like are completely undervalued life skills! |
| Our willingness to wait reveals the value we place on what we are waiting for! |
| On the day of our wedding, we vowed to grow old together in sickness or in health. And through all our tribulations, this is happening. I thank God for our time together. Happy Anniversary! |
| Meditation nourishes the mind in the same way that food nourishes the body. Good Morning! |
| During an argument with her husband, a wife was just about to calm down. But then her husband asked her to calm down! |
| Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings! |
