Life is a journey with problems to solve and lessons to learn but most of all, experience to enjoy! |
Universal truth: Wives worry about the things husbands forget. Husbands worry about the things wives remember! |
It does not matter how educated you are. If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed, degrees wasted! |
To all of those planning to quickly travel before the third wave sets in. . . . . . . Bro, you are the third wave! |
My mom is a hoarder and refuses to throw out her old magazine collection. She has a lot of issues! |
Dhoom 1 - John Abraham acted and got separated from Bipasha Basu. Dhoom 2 - Hrithik Roshan acted and got separated from Suzzane. Dhoom 3 - Aamir khan acted and got separated from Kiran. Now, who will want to act in Dhoom 4? |
It's weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are! |
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop making airport jokes. The doctor says it's terminal! |
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So. if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you! |
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll empty the seas by 2050 and we'll all die. You should teach a man to cook lentils! |