| Aamir Khan is probably the only Indian who is consistently following the RTO rule of surrendering a 15-year-old model! |
| First-year of marriage: I can't even imagine living without you. The tenth year of marriage: Maybe you should buy a new house and move out! |
| Tomorrow is a special day. I have finally decided to let my girlfriend know that she's my girlfriend! |
| Why did you choose to be cremated? Being cremated is my last chance to have a smoking hot body! |
| It's no wonder there is no rain. Most of the clouds are now with Amazon, Microsoft and Google! |
| Hurting someone can be as easy as throwing a stone in the sea. But do you have any idea how deep that stone can go? |
| A mistake repeated more than once is a decision. Good Morning! |
| Punjabi Panda: There are 2 Pandas: The brave one, dedicated to fighting evil: Kung Fu Panda The other one, who just doesn't care: Ki Farak Panda! |
| The only animal that a lion is afraid of is his lady lioness. So if you are afraid of your lady, that means you are a lion! |
| Bananas without people 'B' is a pineapple! |
