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  • Self-respect, self-worth and self-love, all start with self. Stop looking outside of yourself for your value.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Self-respect, self-worth and self-love, all start with self. Stop looking outside of yourself for your value.
    Good Morning!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it!
  • Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?<br/>
Because they are Na-Khoon!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?
    Because they are Na-Khoon!
  • Ladies returning from relatives' function:<br/><br/>

Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.<br/>
India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!Upload to Facebook
    Ladies returning from relatives' function:

    Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
    India: Ab Inka Koi Mar Bhi Gaya Toh Maine Munh Bhi Nahi Dekhne Jana!
  • I started reading a horror story in Braille.<br/>
Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!Upload to Facebook
    I started reading a horror story in Braille.
    Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!
  • No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are!Upload to Facebook
    No. I don't drink, smoke, or do weed. But I'm still perfectly capable of messing up my life as much as you are!
  • My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.<br/>
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
    Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!
  • Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life!Upload to Facebook
    Reincarnation is ultimately pointless if you don't remember anything from your past life!
  • The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!Upload to Facebook
    The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!
  • Don't let age change you. Change the way you age.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Don't let age change you. Change the way you age.
    Good Morning!
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