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Upload to Facebook Don't let age change you. Change the way you age.
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Upload to Facebook Husband: Honey, did I tell you that you cook well?
Wife: Awww, no babe.
Husband: So why do you keep cooking? -
Upload to Facebook The difference between booze and weed?
Six drunk guys will start a fight.
Six stoned guys will start a band! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing! -
Upload to Facebook Husband: I am going to the office today after lockdown. Do you need anything?
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Upload to Facebook At the Olympics, I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: `Are you a pole vaulter?`
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Upload to Facebook I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
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Upload to Facebook Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary! -
Upload to Facebook I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.
I'll let you know!
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