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The best way to win an argument with your wife is to wait until she's not around to start it! -
Upload to Facebook Why don't nails bleed when we cut them?
Because they are Na-Khoon! -
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Other Countries: Oh God, their behaviour wasn't good.
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Upload to Facebook I started reading a horror story in Braille.
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Upload to Facebook The most forgiving people are least forgiving to themselves and the least forgiving people are the most forgiving to themselves!
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