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Upload to Facebook Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time! -
Upload to Facebook Always communicate with wise and old people and young children at especially difficult moments in your life.
Children will convince you that not everything is lost. Old people will convince you that you can survive anything! -
Upload to Facebook The truth shall set you free. Unless you're a husband. Then it's better to keep your mouth shut! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women,
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong? -
Upload to Facebook As times go by, marriage becomes louder & more expensive! -
Upload to Facebook What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless! -
Upload to Facebook I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity! -
Upload to Facebook If you could run most relationships backward, they would actually be much more romantic. First strong hatred, followed by trying times, then ending with crazy passionate love and desire! -
Upload to Facebook If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue!
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