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Upload to Facebook My husband sent me a text asking what happened to our savings account so I sent him back a picture of our kids! -
Upload to Facebook What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
A heavy discussion! -
Upload to Facebook Your presence in my life is a blessing of a lifetime. You're the gift that I never dared to ask for. The love you have given me is more than I could ever imagine! -
Upload to Facebook Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut! -
Upload to Facebook I've just applied for a job in a salad packing factory.
The hours are terrible, but apparently, the celery is good! -
Upload to Facebook Everyone in the office was upset hearing my wife shouting at me.
I think it's high time I change my phone's ringtone! -
Upload to Facebook My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
I know he means well! -
Upload to Facebook Kids who get the perfect attendance award are either really lucky to have avoided being sick most of the year or really unlucky to have parents that made them go to school even when they felt like sh*t! -
Upload to Facebook Looking into your eyes is like watching the sunrise; I can never get enough of it.
Have a beautiful day, my special one!
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