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Upload to Facebook This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?
Reports say it was due to too many strokes! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: Why is your husband acting weird?
Jeeto: He is not acting! -
Upload to Facebook The doctor told my wife that she cannot touch anything alcoholic for the next three months.
Now I'm not allowed to go near her! -
Upload to Facebook Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread! -
Upload to Facebook Did you know?
The furniture in the Kung Fu movies breaks so easily not because of the good martial artists in China, it's because the furniture is Made in China! -
Upload to Facebook In this hi-tech era, we can transmit information from Mars but my cellular network doesn't even reach my bedroom! -
Upload to Facebook Isn't it weird that students going to law school are seen as bright and upstanding citizens, but lawyers are often ridiculed by society? -
Upload to Facebook I am at that point where I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just jeopardizing my future! -
Upload to Facebook All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables.
Staying home.
Having a nap.
Going to bed early!
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