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  • Ancient Egyptian architect: `Do you know how to build a pyramid?`<br/>
Ancient Egyptian builder: `Well, err yeah, up to a point!`Upload to Facebook
    Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
    Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!"
  • I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say!Upload to Facebook
    I hope my kids know I don't really mean all the things this pandemic has forced me to say!
  • Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!Upload to Facebook
    Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!
  • When I need a good friend, I get you. You are shielded in all my troubles. Thanks for being such a caring brother. I love you so much and wish you a joyful day.<br/>
Wish you a blessed birthday!Upload to Facebook
    When I need a good friend, I get you. You are shielded in all my troubles. Thanks for being such a caring brother. I love you so much and wish you a joyful day.
    Wish you a blessed birthday!
  • When the soft sunlight of the dawn touches your face, you look like a goddess. That is the most heavenly scenario ever, and I'm craving to see it.<br/>
Miss You!Upload to Facebook
    When the soft sunlight of the dawn touches your face, you look like a goddess. That is the most heavenly scenario ever, and I'm craving to see it.
    Miss You!
  • 5G is amazingly fast.<br/>
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Juhi Chawla already got the bill!Upload to Facebook
    5G is amazingly fast.
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    Juhi Chawla already got the bill!
  • Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay `₹ 20 lakh Bill` without using 5G!Upload to Facebook
    Juhi Chawla became the first customer to pay "₹ 20 lakh Bill" without using 5G!
  • Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.<br/>
They switch off the fan!Upload to Facebook
    Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.
    They switch off the fan!
  • While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.<br/>
While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!Upload to Facebook
    While Engaged: What is mine is yours and what is yours is mine.
    While Married: Your arm was on my half of the bed last night!
  • Yes, I have a woman's intuition.<br/>
It's my wife's!Upload to Facebook
    Yes, I have a woman's intuition.
    It's my wife's!
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