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Upload to Facebook The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing! -
Upload to Facebook My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for her! -
Upload to Facebook Change is the essence of life.
From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.
Men have come a long way!
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Upload to Facebook When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.
When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! -
Upload to Facebook If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth! -
Upload to Facebook Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened.
Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open.
Priests have demanded, temples to be opened.
I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open.
This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time! -
Upload to Facebook Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm.
Your problems will wake you up right on time! -
Upload to Facebook If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved! -
Upload to Facebook Nano Second:
Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" -
Upload to Facebook After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey!
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