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![A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.<br/>
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM!]()
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![How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?<br/>
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four!]()
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![Men are like dogs. They're fun to be with but it's better to have a leash on them so that they don't go out of control!]()
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![You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.<br/>
You can't have both!<br/>
~ A Mom]()
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You can't have both!
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![Telling someone they look better with a beard is basically saying they look better the less you can see their face!]()
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![Since we met, I've cried somewhat less, smiled a lot more, and know that I'm living in a better world because you're here with me.<br/>
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I adore you!]()
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Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I adore you! -
![When you ask your wife and she says `Tumhari Marzi`, just remember, `Nahi Chalegi` is silent!]()
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![The two most common things in the world are oxygen and your wife's mood swings!]()
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![The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!]()
Upload to Facebook The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!
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