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![Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?<br/>
He replied, `Same virus bro, different mutation!`]()
Upload to Facebook Bumped into a friend today, who got married the second time. I asked how's it going?
He replied, "Same virus bro, different mutation!" -
![I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach.<br/>
I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge!]()
Upload to Facebook I'm not interested in long romantic walks on the beach.
I'm interested in short quick walks to the cake in the fridge! -
![I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult!]()
Upload to Facebook I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult! -
![Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?<br/>
Yeah. It wasn't that!]()
Upload to Facebook Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?
Yeah. It wasn't that! -
![Calories don't count on weekends. So indulge without guilt.<br/>
Happy Weekend!]()
Upload to Facebook Calories don't count on weekends. So indulge without guilt.
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![Blonde: Do you have any children?<br/>
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.<br/>
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is!]()
Upload to Facebook Blonde: Do you have any children?
Man: Yes, I have one that's just under two.
Blonde: I may be blonde, but I know how many one is! -
![A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?<br/>
Executive: Yes.<br/>
Guy: How does one make Mojito?]()
Upload to Facebook A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?
Executive: Yes.
Guy: How does one make Mojito? -
![What do you call a typo on a headstone?<br/>
A grave mistake!]()
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![I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first!]()
Upload to Facebook I know it sounds mean but when I'm mad at my wife and want to lash out, I buy some new clothes without her approving them first! -
![My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife told me that my habit of lying about everything is irritating. But I think it's not true, I'm sure she's irritated about the fact that I win all our arguments!
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