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  • Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.<br/>
Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!<br/>
#MarriageFactsUpload to Facebook
    Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4.
    Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54!
    #MarriageFacts
  • The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!Upload to Facebook
    The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence!
  • CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!Upload to Facebook
    CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE!
  • During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.<br/>
But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!Upload to Facebook
    During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb.
    But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it!
  • Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?<br/>
Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.<br/>
Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?<br/>
Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai?
    Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha.
    Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye?
    Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai!
  • After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.<br/>
So I turned on the air conditioner!Upload to Facebook
    After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same.
    So I turned on the air conditioner!
  • New Law:<br/>
Calling up anyone to ask, `How's business?` will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!<br/>
#Fun #Covid19Upload to Facebook
    New Law:
    Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)!
    #Fun #Covid19
  • Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!Upload to Facebook
    Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh!
  • If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!Upload to Facebook
    If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events!
  • What is the best time to...<br/>
6:30<br/>
You didn't let me finish.<br/>
It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!Upload to Facebook
    What is the best time to...
    6:30
    You didn't let me finish.
    It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down!
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