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Upload to Facebook When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you! -
Upload to Facebook Fill your cup with gratitude and you will find it overflowing with blessings!
Good Morning! -
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip for Men:
If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch! -
Upload to Facebook My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in! -
Upload to Facebook Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'! -
Upload to Facebook My teenage son treats me like a God.
He acts like I don't exist until he wants something! -
Upload to Facebook Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage "...
...and not "griefcase!" -
Upload to Facebook I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out! -
Upload to Facebook Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives! -
Upload to Facebook I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later!
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