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Upload to Facebook She asked my name and checked if I'm alone. She then made me remove my belt & shoes and take out what I have in my pants.
Man, the security staff at this airport are really strict! -
Upload to Facebook People are so ungrateful.
No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them! -
Upload to Facebook May Guru Amar Das Ji - the person credited with starting the concept of Langar (free community kitchen) bless you on His birth anniversary.
Wish you a very Happy Gurpurab! -
Upload to Facebook ਨਾਵੈ ਕੀ ਕੀਮਤਿ ਮਿਤਿ ਕਹੀ ਨ ਜਾਇ ॥
ਸੇ ਜਨ ਧੰਨੁ ਜਿਨ ਇਕ ਨਾਮਿ ਲਿਵ ਲਾਇ ॥
The value and worth of the Lord's Name cannot be described.
Blessed are those humble beings, who lovingly focus their minds on the Naam, the Name of the Lord.
Raag Dhanaasree Guru Amar Das Ji SGGS Ji Ang 666
Heartiest Greetings of Guru Amar Das Ji Gurpurab! -
Upload to Facebook The irony of India people want...
Alcohol at any cost.
Medicines at a discount.
Lifesaver vaccine for free! -
Upload to Facebook When a man says "fine" during an argument, it means that he really is fine & the fight is over.
When a woman says "fine" during an argument, it means that she's not at all fine and war is just about to start! -
Upload to Facebook My boss called me unproductive at work. I think he doesn't know how many times I tweet in a day! -
Upload to Facebook The bartender told me they are about to start Happy Hour.
So he asked me to leave! -
Upload to Facebook What did the row of teeth tell the tongue?
Mujhe Itna Tongue Mat Karo... Meri Life Mein Already Itne Saare Gum Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I'm sorry, I was wrong.
Me (Switches on the recorder): Can you repeat? It's a historical moment of our life!
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