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  • Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!Upload to Facebook
    Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people!
  • Rely on the teachings, not on the person.<br/>
Rely on the meaning, not on the words.<br/>
Rely on the real-life, not on the dreams.<br/>
Rely on the wisdom, not on the mind inside.<br/>
~ Buddha<br/>
Happy Buddha Purnima!Upload to Facebook
    Rely on the teachings, not on the person.
    Rely on the meaning, not on the words.
    Rely on the real-life, not on the dreams.
    Rely on the wisdom, not on the mind inside.
    ~ Buddha
    Happy Buddha Purnima!
  • Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam!<br/>
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada!<br/>
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim!<br/>
Happy Buddha Purnima!Upload to Facebook
    Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam!
    Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada!
    Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim!
    Happy Buddha Purnima!
  • My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.<br/>
I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!Upload to Facebook
    My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix.
    I renewed my subscription for further 10 years!
  • My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!
  • Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.<br/>
Husband: Wait. I can change!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour.
    Husband: Wait. I can change!
  • Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?<br/>
Pappu: Brochure!Upload to Facebook
    Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?
    Pappu: Brochure!
  • For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.<br/>
He is in for a rude awakening!Upload to Facebook
    For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
    He is in for a rude awakening!
  • Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...<br/>
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...a duel meaning!Upload to Facebook
    Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have...
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    ...a duel meaning!
  • I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script!
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