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![Lockdown can only go 4 ways.<br/>
You will come out a monk, a hunk, a chunk, or a drunk.<br/>
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![Zuckerberg claims he wears a gray t-shirt every day because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter.<br/>
Well, he founded Facebook!]()
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![The Law of Averages is all bullsh*t.<br/>
I've been married for fifteen years and I haven't won an argument with my wife even once!]()
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![What do you call a kangaroo wearing a sweater?<br/>
A wooly jumper!]()
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![Tried to take a selfie in the shower.<br/>
It turned out all blurry. I think I have selfie steam issues!]()
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![My next-door neighbor and I are very good friends, so we decided to share our water supply, because...<br/>
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![I have the attention of a goldfish.<br/>
Seriously, it's been watching me for hours!]()
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![A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won't let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won't let her go, people will likely get concerned!]()
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![The reason why shows like Friends and The Office are so loved is that they show us what we truly want in life - a tight-knit social group that we're always a part of, no matter how bad we screw up!<br/>
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![So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?]()
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