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Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Yeh Kitne Ki Painting Hai?
Curator: Sir 5 Lakhs. It is an oil painting.
Santa: Tussi Paise Di Tension Na Lo. Kuch Desi Ghee Mein Dikhao! -
Upload to Facebook This joke is logically consistent:
Banta: Bhai Third Wave Aa Rahi Hai, Phir Bhi Lockdown Hata Diya.
Santa: Bhai Lockdown Nahi Hatega To Third Wave Kaise Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Waiter: Sir, Aap Kya Lenge?
Santa: Ek Butter Chicken Aur Paanch Naan.
Waiter: Aur Dessert Mein Aapko Kya Pasand Hai?
Santa: Oonth Ki Sawaari! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Who did this to you?
Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
Upload to Facebook Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant! -
Upload to Facebook On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!
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