Facebook Status SMS

  • After getting Friendzoned for so many times, I think 'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook!Upload to Facebook
    After getting Friendzoned for so many times, I think 'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook!
  • TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED!Upload to Facebook
    TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED!
  • If you want to come into my heart, the door is open but please don't stop at the entrance and block traffic.<br/>
Either enter or leave!Upload to Facebook
    If you want to come into my heart, the door is open but please don't stop at the entrance and block traffic.
    Either enter or leave!
  • The best moments we all lived are the ones we absolutely forgot to take pictures of!Upload to Facebook
    The best moments we all lived are the ones we absolutely forgot to take pictures of!
  • Call a girl beautiful 100 times and she'll never notice. Call her fat once and she'll never forget it. Because elephants never forget!Upload to Facebook
    Call a girl beautiful 100 times and she'll never notice. Call her fat once and she'll never forget it. Because elephants never forget!
  • No one can write better non-sense than me!Upload to Facebook
    No one can write better non-sense than me!
  • If you can't be good example, be a terrible warning!Upload to Facebook
    If you can't be good example, be a terrible warning!
  • Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!Upload to Facebook
    Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!
  • Trust me, when I wake up everyday I have no plans to be awesome. It just happens...
Upload to Facebook
    Trust me, when I wake up everyday I have no plans to be awesome. It just happens...
  • Your posts on Facebook are inspiring me to unfriend you!Upload to Facebook
    Your posts on Facebook are inspiring me to unfriend you!
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