After getting Friendzoned for so many times, I think 'Friendzoned' should be a relationship status on Facebook! |
TODAY has been cancelled. Go back to BED! |
If you want to come into my heart, the door is open but please don't stop at the entrance and block traffic. Either enter or leave! |
The best moments we all lived are the ones we absolutely forgot to take pictures of! |
Call a girl beautiful 100 times and she'll never notice. Call her fat once and she'll never forget it. Because elephants never forget! |
No one can write better non-sense than me! |
If you can't be good example, be a terrible warning! |
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them! |
Trust me, when I wake up everyday I have no plans to be awesome. It just happens... |
Your posts on Facebook are inspiring me to unfriend you! |