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~ AnnonymousDear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. -
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~ Victor BorgeSanta Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. -
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~ Zsa Zsa GaborI never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -
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~ Francoise SaganMoney may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. -
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~ Criss JamiTelling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell. -
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~ Cathy GuiswiteWhen life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. -
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~ Author UnknownStalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. -
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~ Mark TwainPoliticians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. -
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~ Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy, the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -
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~ Author UnknownAdulthood is like losing your mother in the grocery store for your whole life.
