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![Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.]()
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~ AnnonymousDear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. -
![Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.]()
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~ Victor BorgeSanta Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year. -
![I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.]()
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~ Zsa Zsa GaborI never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -
![Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.]()
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~ Francoise SaganMoney may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. -
![Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.]()
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![When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.]()
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~ Cathy GuiswiteWhen life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. -
~ Groucho MarxBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. -
![Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.]()
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~ Author UnknownStalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. -
~ Mark TwainI can live for two months on a good compliment. -
![Politicians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.]()
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~ Mark TwainPoliticians and drapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
