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![God writes a lot of comedy, the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.]()
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~ Garrison KeillorGod writes a lot of comedy, the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. -
~ E. B. WhiteAnalyzing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. -
~ Author UnknownJust tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late. -
![Adulthood is like losing your mother in the grocery store for your whole life.]()
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~ Author UnknownAdulthood is like losing your mother in the grocery store for your whole life. -
![Some people are such treasures that you really just want to bury them.]()
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~ Author UnknownSome people are such treasures that you really just want to bury them. -
~ Peter KayWhen someone close to you dies, move seats. -
~ Larry DavidA date is an experience with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. -
~ Robert FrostIt's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. -
~ Herb CaenMartinis are like breasts, one isn't enough, and three is too many. -
~ SocratesMy advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
