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Upload to Facebook My mom once told me, "I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you."
She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting! -
Upload to Facebook Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not! -
Upload to Facebook I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants.
But he's not believing it and still making fun of me! -
Upload to Facebook My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants! -
Upload to Facebook While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife.
She will agree with you! -
Upload to Facebook The biggest lie told by wives:
When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!` -
Upload to Facebook Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it?
Me: No... but you might! -
Upload to Facebook One of the shortest wills ever read:
Being of sound mind. I spent all my money! -
Upload to Facebook A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar.
"First offender?" the judge asked.
"No" she replied. "First a Gibson, then a Fender"! -
Upload to Facebook The Murderous Tailor:
A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his assistant: "Tu Haath Kaat Ke Rakh... Gala Main Aakar Kaatunga."
The entire bus was empty at the next stop!
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