Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at home. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'! |
Last night, I rolled over the bed to cuddle my wife but she wasn't there. Then I remembered, I'm a husband and I sleep on the sofa while it's my wife who sleeps on the bed! |
What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless! |
My mom once told me, "I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you." She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting! |
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, I'm not! |
I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants. But he's not believing it and still making fun of me! |
My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants! |
While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife. She will agree with you! |
The biggest lie told by wives: When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!` |
Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it? Me: No... but you might! |