• Reverse Application:<br/>

Dear Sir,<br/>
As I am suffering from the wife at home. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'!Upload to Facebook
    Reverse Application:
    Dear Sir,
    As I am suffering from the wife at home. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'!
  • Last night, I rolled over the bed to cuddle my wife but she wasn't there.<br/>
Then I remembered, I'm a husband and I sleep on the sofa while it's my wife who sleeps on the bed!Upload to Facebook
    Last night, I rolled over the bed to cuddle my wife but she wasn't there.
    Then I remembered, I'm a husband and I sleep on the sofa while it's my wife who sleeps on the bed!
  • What do you call a story about a broken pencil?<br/>
Pointless!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
    Pointless!
  • My mom once told me, `I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you.`<br/>
She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting!Upload to Facebook
    My mom once told me, "I hope your child turns out twice as bad as you."
    She didn't realize one day she'd be babysitting!
  • Knock knock.<br/>
Who's there?<br/>
Europe.<br/>
Europe who?<br/>
No, I'm not!Upload to Facebook
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?
    No, I'm not!
  • I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants.<br/>
But he's not believing it and still making fun of me!Upload to Facebook
    I tried to convince my six-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally pee in your pants.
    But he's not believing it and still making fun of me!
  • My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants!Upload to Facebook
    My co-workers are so loving. They always buy me deodorants!
  • While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife.<br/>
She will agree with you!Upload to Facebook
    While reading my posts, if you think that I'm stupid, just ask my wife.
    She will agree with you!
  • The biggest lie told by wives:<br/>
When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!`Upload to Facebook
    The biggest lie told by wives:
    When the husband goes out with his friends and the wife says `Have fun!`
  • Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it?<br/>
Me: No... but you might!Upload to Facebook
    Colleague: Why do you have coffee every day? Will you die without it?
    Me: No... but you might!
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