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![My neighbour banged on my door at 3 am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella...<br/>
Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time!]()
Upload to Facebook My neighbour banged on my door at 3 am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella...
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![Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?<br/>
They practice 'squid pro quo'!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice 'squid pro quo'! -
![Things not to say on a first date:<br/>
1. How much do you weigh?<br/>
2. I forgot my wallet<br/>
3. Do you know my wife?]()
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1. How much do you weigh?
2. I forgot my wallet
3. Do you know my wife? -
![At the hospital, I saw a guy unplugging a patient's ventilator to plug in his mobile phone for charging.<br/>
So stupid. Doesn't he know that the voltage in the ventilator socket is very high and it can cause damage to his phone?]()
Upload to Facebook At the hospital, I saw a guy unplugging a patient's ventilator to plug in his mobile phone for charging.
So stupid. Doesn't he know that the voltage in the ventilator socket is very high and it can cause damage to his phone? -
![Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?<br/>
Student: Quarantine.<br/>
Teacher: How?<br/>
Student: Because on Valentine, two people sit very close to each other and Quarantine very far from each other!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Student: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Student: Because on Valentine, two people sit very close to each other and Quarantine very far from each other! -
![If you don't wear the right clothes when you go for a run, you look like an insane person!]()
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![One of the side effects of the Pfizer Vaccine is you no longer make any sound when urinating - the P is silent!]()
Upload to Facebook One of the side effects of the Pfizer Vaccine is you no longer make any sound when urinating - the P is silent! -
![Friend 1: What's the best dessert your wife makes?<br/>
Friend 2: Izzat Ka Falooda!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: What's the best dessert your wife makes?
Friend 2: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
![I've hidden my credit card PIN in my wife's purse. That way, she'll never find it!]()
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![When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.<br/>
Now I'm homeless!]()
Upload to Facebook When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless!
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