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![I told my wife to join me in my morning jog. But she said she's not interested. Then I asked her if she knows that young beautiful girl who lives across the street who goes for jogging everyday.<br/>
Now my wife gets ready for jogging with me even before I get up!]()
Upload to Facebook I told my wife to join me in my morning jog. But she said she's not interested. Then I asked her if she knows that young beautiful girl who lives across the street who goes for jogging everyday.
Now my wife gets ready for jogging with me even before I get up! -
![A lot of people at this party were shocked to learn that I'm still single.<br/>
Especially my wife!]()
Upload to Facebook A lot of people at this party were shocked to learn that I'm still single.
Especially my wife! -
![Trumpty Dumpty never finished his wall,<br/>
Trumpty Dumpty lost the election this fall.<br/>
All the shady lawyers and all the yes men couldn't get Trumpty elected again!]()
Upload to Facebook Trumpty Dumpty never finished his wall,
Trumpty Dumpty lost the election this fall.
All the shady lawyers and all the yes men couldn't get Trumpty elected again! -
![If you sin 90 times, you will only get caught 50% of the time.<br/>
Because sin 90 = cot 45!]()
Upload to Facebook If you sin 90 times, you will only get caught 50% of the time.
Because sin 90 = cot 45! -
![Doctor: Bataiye Kahan Dard Ho Raha Hai?<br/>
Boy: Yeh Dekhiye Doctor Sahab, Message 'Seen' Hai Par 'No Reply'!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Bataiye Kahan Dard Ho Raha Hai?
Boy: Yeh Dekhiye Doctor Sahab, Message 'Seen' Hai Par 'No Reply'! -
![The bravest man I ever knew once asked his wife to calm down and be quiet.<br/>
However, he was hospitalized seconds later with several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and a severe concussion.
But what a brave man!]()
Upload to Facebook The bravest man I ever knew once asked his wife to calm down and be quiet.
However, he was hospitalized seconds later with several broken ribs, a shattered kneecap and a severe concussion. But what a brave man! -
![The reason I want to get ahead in life is so that I can be lazy once and for all!]()
Upload to Facebook The reason I want to get ahead in life is so that I can be lazy once and for all! -
![Friend: Come fast, your wife is suddenly squinting her eyes, her lips are in a weird shape and her head is in a terrible angle. I think she's having a stroke.<br/>
Me: Na, she's just taking a selfie!]()
Upload to Facebook Friend: Come fast, your wife is suddenly squinting her eyes, her lips are in a weird shape and her head is in a terrible angle. I think she's having a stroke.
Me: Na, she's just taking a selfie! -
![The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood!]()
Upload to Facebook The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood! -
![She dimmed the lights. She leaned in. She looked straight into my eyes. I kissed her.<br/>
And now I am arrested by the police for misbehaving with the optician!]()
Upload to Facebook She dimmed the lights. She leaned in. She looked straight into my eyes. I kissed her.
And now I am arrested by the police for misbehaving with the optician!
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