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![Question: Who is better? Wife or Sister?<br/>
Heart touching, award-winning answer: Wife's Sister!]()
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![My wife told me that if she ignores my looks, money, charm and success, then there's no real difference between me and George Clooney!]()
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![`A legend is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.`<br/>
This was apparently not an acceptable response to my wife for coming home drunk at 3 am!]()
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![What do you call a pig that does Karate?<br/>
Pork Chop!]()
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![Some people will cancel all plans just to stay at home in bed.<br/>
I am some people!]()
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