| I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?" He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!" |
| Bollywood movies are totally fake. Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me! |
| My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. From February onwards! |
| My friend took the Pfizer vaccine. He is saying that "I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar"! |
| Shimla revisited: A hundred years ago the British put up signs in Shimla saying, "Indians and dogs not allowed". Today, countries across the world are saying, "Brits not allowed". Guess, they don't object to dogs! |
| Dear 2021 Dahi Cheeni Kha Kar Aana Please! |
| Indians have now reached the 'Hum Ko To Shayad Ho Kar Chala Gaya Hoga Corona' stage! |
| If you want your man to be with you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone to use as a torch, he will stand there until you finish cooking! |
| Sarcasm and Orgasm. Two things most people don't get! |
| My only achievement in 2020 is that now... . . . . . . . . I can recognise people in Masks! |
