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![One of the shortest wills ever read:<br/>
Being of sound mind. I spent all my money!]()
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Being of sound mind. I spent all my money! -
![A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar.<br/>
`First offender?` the judge asked.<br/>
`No` she replied. `First a Gibson, then a Fender`!]()
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"First offender?" the judge asked.
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![The Murderous Tailor:<br/>
A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his assistant: `Tu Haath Kaat Ke Rakh... Gala Main Aakar Kaatunga.`<br/>
The entire bus was empty at the next stop!]()
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A tailor master had just entered the bus when his phone rang. He took the call and instructed his assistant: "Tu Haath Kaat Ke Rakh... Gala Main Aakar Kaatunga."
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![`Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?`<br/>
`This is Alexa!`]()
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![It's 5 in the morning. Doorbell rings.<br/>
`Kaun Hai?`<br/>
`Main Hoon Dawn`!]()
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"Kaun Hai?"
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![2020<br/>
Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?<br/>
Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao!]()
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Tussi Ja Rahe Ho?
Tussi Bhaad Mein Jao! -
![My body is like a temple.<br/>
It accepts all kinds of sweets!]()
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It accepts all kinds of sweets! -
![Two Marathi moms had a fight.<br/>
It was an Aai for an Aai!]()
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![In this lockdown phase, everybody is worried about children missing their childhood.<br/>
What about adults missing their adultery!<br/>
#COVID-19 #Lockdown]()
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What about adults missing their adultery!
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![A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, `Do you share the same blood group?`<br/>
The husband replies, `We must by now. She has been sucking my blood for years!`]()
Upload to Facebook A man and his wife have to go to the doctor. The doctor asks, "Do you share the same blood group?"
The husband replies, "We must by now. She has been sucking my blood for years!"
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