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Who stood by you when things went wrong in your life?<br/>
Who comforted you?<br/>
It wasn't broccoli, that's for sure!]()
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I never knew he was a barber!]()
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Certainly. It was about 20 minutes, but at least the chairs didn't break this time!]()
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Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop!]()
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I just use it when I have time.<br/>
Like, Lunch time, Dinner time, This time, That time, All the time!]()
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