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![Interviewer: What are your strengths?<br/>
Boy: I fall in love easily.<br/>
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?<br/>
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours!]()
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Boy: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: Okay, what are your weaknesses?
Boy: Those blue eyes of yours! -
![Considering my precarious financial position, I need to maintain social distancing from my debit and credit cards too!]()
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![People associate wearing glasses with being smart, but you have to fail a test to get them!]()
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![I used to be poor.<br/>
Then I met Shashi Tharoor and now I am impecunious!]()
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Then I met Shashi Tharoor and now I am impecunious! -
![My doctor asked me if I have ever had a stress test.<br/>
Sure it's called life!]()
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![Today my ex texted me, `My life is not the same without you`.<br/>
I was all excited and before I responded to her, I received another text from her `It's far better`!]()
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I was all excited and before I responded to her, I received another text from her `It's far better`! -
![My girlfriend is so insensitive. She hasn't even introduced herself to me yet!]()
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![At boss's funeral, kneeling and whispering at coffin:<br/>
Who's 'thinking outside the box' now?]()
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![You know, people treat me like a God.<br/>
How?<br/>
They ignore my existence unless they need something from me!]()
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How?
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![Our new marriage counselor is a woman. So basically, in addition to my wife, there's now one more woman telling me why I am such a jerk!]()
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