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![A man goes to the Optician for his annual eye test.<br/>
The Optician puts a contraption on his face and asks him what he can see.<br/>
`I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds,` he says. `I see closed theatres, closed pubs, closed restaurants.`<br/><br/>
`That's perfect`, says the Optician, `You've got 2020 vision!`]()
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The Optician puts a contraption on his face and asks him what he can see.
"I see empty Airports and empty Football grounds," he says. "I see closed theatres, closed pubs, closed restaurants."
"That's perfect", says the Optician, "You've got 2020 vision!" -
![Got up this morning and ran around the block 5 times.<br/>
Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!]()
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Then I got tired, so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box! -
![Who is a straightforward person?<br/>
One who forwards, without reading, anything and everything received from other groups!]()
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One who forwards, without reading, anything and everything received from other groups! -
![Teacher: Your name and your homework, please.<br/>
Punjabi Girl: Nikita!]()
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Punjabi Girl: Nikita! -
![Although COVID spreads mostly through the mouth and nose, scientists now conclude the greatest risk comes from a**holes!]()
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![Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are!]()
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![You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.<br/>
Dude, just log in and go to sleep!]()
Upload to Facebook You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.
Dude, just log in and go to sleep! -
![My Last Seen:<br/>
WhatsApp 2 Minutes Ago<br/>
Facebook 5 Minutes Ago<br/>
Instagram 30 Minutes Ago<br/>
Books 6 Months Ago]()
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WhatsApp 2 Minutes Ago
Facebook 5 Minutes Ago
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![I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask<br/>
`Would you like a table?`<br/>
`No, I want the floor!`]()
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"Would you like a table?"
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![My bank ought to be ashamed of itself! They keep returning my cheques because of `insufficient funds`!]()
Upload to Facebook My bank ought to be ashamed of itself! They keep returning my cheques because of "insufficient funds"!
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