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Upload to Facebook You won't believe this but people are bunking online classes too.
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Upload to Facebook I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask
"Would you like a table?"
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Upload to Facebook Don't some people's annoying little habits really get on to your nerves?
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Upload to Facebook Covid can spread through currency notes. So my wife protects me from getting infected by spending all the money herself before I can even touch it. How caring! -
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When your interviewer asks if you have any questions, you should never ask "Do you have a toilet with good wi-fi connectivity?".
No wonder I'm still jobless!
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