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Upload to Facebook Kids study history.
Adults make history.
Legends delete history! -
Upload to Facebook Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.
They told him to come after lunch time! -
Upload to Facebook One blonde to another, "Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a T.V. and it said: "Built-in Antenna".
I don't even know where the hell that is!" -
Upload to Facebook They say "You attract what you fear."
Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars! -
Upload to Facebook Shashi Tharoor has just sent his Deepavali wishes:
Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: I just had a fight and I smashed him.
Friend 2: Great! but what happened to your eye?
Friend 1: I hit my eye directly on his punch! -
Upload to Facebook I don't have Ex's, I have Y's.
Like "Y the hell did I date you?" -
Upload to Facebook Sarcasm is an art.
If it were a science, I'd have my Ph.D.! -
Upload to Facebook Me: No thief will dare to break into my house.
Colleague: You must be having the latest security systems.
Me: No, I've just hung the copy of my payslip at the front door! -
Upload to Facebook My girlfriend caught the bride's flowers bouquet at the wedding.
We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married!
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