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Upload to Facebook Lesson learned today:
Always ensure that your Zoom call is disconnected before calling your boss an a**hole! -
Upload to Facebook Kamla Harris Ka India Se Utna Hi Rishta Hai,
Jitna Ki Smriti Irani Ka Iran Se! -
Upload to Facebook It's weird that my internet, telephone, water & electricity services are provided by the same company called "OVERDUE"! -
Upload to Facebook I saw my girlfriend with some other guy at the movie today. I think I should call her husband and tell him that our girl is out of control! -
Upload to Facebook Co-workers are like Diwali lights.
They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright! -
Upload to Facebook Lazy is such an ugly word.
I prefer the term selective participation! -
Upload to Facebook I am a social vegan.
I avoid meet! -
Upload to Facebook Hi Beautiful Ladies,
Please stay at home during Diwali. The Supreme Court has put a ban on 'PATAKHAS'! -
Upload to Facebook Just found my cleaning fairy dead under my bed. She was strangled to death by the dust bunnies! -
Upload to Facebook You know you are getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs!
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