• Sarcasm is an art.<br/>
If it were a science, I'd have my Ph.D.!Upload to Facebook
    Sarcasm is an art.
    If it were a science, I'd have my Ph.D.!
  • Me: No thief will dare to break into my house.<br/>
Colleague: You must be having the latest security systems.<br/>
Me: No, I've just hung the copy of my payslip at the front door!Upload to Facebook
    Me: No thief will dare to break into my house.
    Colleague: You must be having the latest security systems.
    Me: No, I've just hung the copy of my payslip at the front door!
  • My girlfriend caught the bride's flowers bouquet at the wedding.<br/>
We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married!Upload to Facebook
    My girlfriend caught the bride's flowers bouquet at the wedding.
    We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married!
  • Lesson learned today:<br/>
Always ensure that your Zoom call is disconnected before calling your boss an a**hole!Upload to Facebook
    Lesson learned today:
    Always ensure that your Zoom call is disconnected before calling your boss an a**hole!
  • Kamla Harris Ka India Se Utna Hi Rishta Hai,<br/>
Jitna Ki Smriti Irani Ka Iran Se!Upload to Facebook
    Kamla Harris Ka India Se Utna Hi Rishta Hai,
    Jitna Ki Smriti Irani Ka Iran Se!
  • It's weird that my internet, telephone, water & electricity services are provided by the same company called `OVERDUE`!Upload to Facebook
    It's weird that my internet, telephone, water & electricity services are provided by the same company called "OVERDUE"!
  • I saw my girlfriend with some other guy at the movie today. I think I should call her husband and tell him that our girl is out of control!Upload to Facebook
    I saw my girlfriend with some other guy at the movie today. I think I should call her husband and tell him that our girl is out of control!
  • Co-workers are like Diwali lights.<br/>
They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright!Upload to Facebook
    Co-workers are like Diwali lights.
    They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright!
  • Lazy is such an ugly word.<br/>
I prefer the term selective participation!Upload to Facebook
    Lazy is such an ugly word.
    I prefer the term selective participation!
  • I am a social vegan.<br/>
I avoid meet!Upload to Facebook
    I am a social vegan.
    I avoid meet!
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