Sarcasm is an art. If it were a science, I'd have my Ph.D.! |
Me: No thief will dare to break into my house. Colleague: You must be having the latest security systems. Me: No, I've just hung the copy of my payslip at the front door! |
My girlfriend caught the bride's flowers bouquet at the wedding. We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married! |
Lesson learned today: Always ensure that your Zoom call is disconnected before calling your boss an a**hole! |
Kamla Harris Ka India Se Utna Hi Rishta Hai, Jitna Ki Smriti Irani Ka Iran Se! |
It's weird that my internet, telephone, water & electricity services are provided by the same company called "OVERDUE"! |
I saw my girlfriend with some other guy at the movie today. I think I should call her husband and tell him that our girl is out of control! |
Co-workers are like Diwali lights. They hang together, half of them don't work and the other half aren't so bright! |
Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation! |
I am a social vegan. I avoid meet! |