Hi Beautiful Ladies, Please stay at home during Diwali. The Supreme Court has put a ban on 'PATAKHAS'! |
Just found my cleaning fairy dead under my bed. She was strangled to death by the dust bunnies! |
You know you are getting old when you have to wear your glasses in the shower to shave your legs! |
Why does the Maths book looks so sad? Because it has so many problems! |
I am the best man at my friend's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with 'Welcome back everyone'? |
Pro Housekeeping Tip: Always keep several get-well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you have been sick and unable to clean! |
Early celebration in Bihar as the Jodi of Biden & Harris has now been named Biharis! |
English: Jump Punjabi: Marshall! |
The world has 195 countries and it's a matter of pride that there are only 2 types of toilets in the world: Indian and Wester! |
Wife: Ever been to the USA? Husband: No Wife: Are we moving there? Husband: No Wife: Relatives fighting election? Husband: No Wife: Toh Remote Idhar Do! |