Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's FOR BIDEN! #USElections |
If Joe Biden wins the presidency, he should wear the American flag. Then it will be "Biden Pe Sitare Lapete Hue"! #USElections |
This is the first year that we have to cancel our family trip on Diwali vacation to Europe because of Covid-19. Otherwise every year we had to cancel because of money! |
Be useless... so nobody can use you! |
Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a Funeral - because the spirit has already left the body. 1000s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! |
How Shashi Tharoor extended Karwa Chauth wishes: Happy Lunar observation contingent sustenance ingestion leading to scientifically dubious spousal life expectancy extension day! |
Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai! Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai! |
My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet! |
A funny restaurant advertisement board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife! |
During an online class: Teacher: Tum Camera Se Itni Door Kyon Baithe Ho? Student: Ma'am Main Backbencher Hun! |