• Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore?<br/>
Because it's FOR BIDEN!<br/>
#USElectionsUpload to Facebook
    Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore?
    Because it's FOR BIDEN!
    #USElections
  • If Joe Biden wins the presidency, he should wear the American flag.<br/>
Then it will be `Biden Pe Sitare Lapete Hue`!<br/>
#USElections  Upload to Facebook
    If Joe Biden wins the presidency, he should wear the American flag.
    Then it will be "Biden Pe Sitare Lapete Hue"!
    #USElections
  • This is the first year that we have to cancel our family trip on Diwali vacation to Europe because of Covid-19.<br/>
Otherwise every year we had to cancel because of money!Upload to Facebook
    This is the first year that we have to cancel our family trip on Diwali vacation to Europe because of Covid-19.
    Otherwise every year we had to cancel because of money!
  • Be useless... so nobody can use you!Upload to Facebook
    Be useless... so nobody can use you!
  • Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a Funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.<br/>
1000s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!Upload to Facebook
    Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a Funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
    1000s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!
  • How Shashi Tharoor extended Karwa Chauth wishes:<br/>
Happy Lunar observation contingent sustenance ingestion leading to scientifically dubious spousal life expectancy extension day!Upload to Facebook
    How Shashi Tharoor extended Karwa Chauth wishes:
    Happy Lunar observation contingent sustenance ingestion leading to scientifically dubious spousal life expectancy extension day!
  • Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi  Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!<br/>
Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!
    Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai!
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet!Upload to Facebook
    My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet!
  • A funny restaurant advertisement board:<br/>
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife!Upload to Facebook
    A funny restaurant advertisement board:
    We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife!
  • During an online class:<br/>
Teacher: Tum Camera Se Itni Door Kyon Baithe Ho?<br/>
Student: Ma'am Main Backbencher Hun!Upload to Facebook
    During an online class:
    Teacher: Tum Camera Se Itni Door Kyon Baithe Ho?
    Student: Ma'am Main Backbencher Hun!
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