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Upload to Facebook Be useless... so nobody can use you! -
Upload to Facebook Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a Funeral - because the spirit has already left the body.
1000s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body! -
Upload to Facebook How Shashi Tharoor extended Karwa Chauth wishes:
Happy Lunar observation contingent sustenance ingestion leading to scientifically dubious spousal life expectancy extension day! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: Maine Gadhon Pe Research Ki Hai, Wo Apni Gadhi Ke Alawa Kisi Aur Gadhi Ki Taraf Dekhta Bhi Nahi Hai!
Husband: Isiliye Toh Woh Gadha Hai! -
Upload to Facebook My body has absorbed so much soap and water, hand sanitizer and disinfectant that now when I pee it cleans the toilet! -
Upload to Facebook A funny restaurant advertisement board:
We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife and beer as COLD as your own wife! -
Upload to Facebook During an online class:
Teacher: Tum Camera Se Itni Door Kyon Baithe Ho?
Student: Ma'am Main Backbencher Hun! -
Upload to Facebook When the pandemic ends, tourism will instantly bounce back since doctors, nurses and hospital staff shall be taking year-long holidays! -
Upload to Facebook Wife: I can't even understand why a refrigerator needs Wi-Fi.
Me: So that it can Netflix & Chill! -
Upload to Facebook My friends call me "The Exorcist" because as soon I reach a party, I start getting rid of all the spirits!
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