• When the pandemic ends, tourism will instantly bounce back since doctors, nurses and hospital staff shall be taking year-long holidays!Upload to Facebook
    When the pandemic ends, tourism will instantly bounce back since doctors, nurses and hospital staff shall be taking year-long holidays!
  • Wife: I can't even understand why a refrigerator needs Wi-Fi.<br/>
Me: So that it can Netflix & Chill!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I can't even understand why a refrigerator needs Wi-Fi.
    Me: So that it can Netflix & Chill!
  • My friends call me `The Exorcist` because as soon I reach a party, I start getting rid of all the spirits!Upload to Facebook
    My friends call me "The Exorcist" because as soon I reach a party, I start getting rid of all the spirits!
  • 6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter saw that and shot over the tree.<br/>
5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.<br/>
Why?<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
Bas Kuch Nahi Nakhre!Upload to Facebook
    6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter saw that and shot over the tree.
    5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.
    Why?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Bas Kuch Nahi Nakhre!
  • My ex-girlfriend was very clever.<br/>
Once in an emergency, I called her from my friend's phone to tell her `I lost my phone`. She answered first `Hi baby`.<br/>
I think she just knew it was me!Upload to Facebook
    My ex-girlfriend was very clever.
    Once in an emergency, I called her from my friend's phone to tell her "I lost my phone". She answered first "Hi baby".
    I think she just knew it was me!
  • When I see the way people pamper their pet dogs, 'Dog's life' looks so tempting.<br/>
All I have is 'Kutte Wali Zindagi'!Upload to Facebook
    When I see the way people pamper their pet dogs, 'Dog's life' looks so tempting.
    All I have is 'Kutte Wali Zindagi'!
  • Detective: How did this man drown?<br/>
Me: He couldn't breathe underwater!Upload to Facebook
    Detective: How did this man drown?
    Me: He couldn't breathe underwater!
  • When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a hockey stick.<br/>
The results may vary!Upload to Facebook
    When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a hockey stick.
    The results may vary!
  • Dear men,<br/>
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You're never going to find what she wants!Upload to Facebook
    Dear men,
    If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You're never going to find what she wants!
  • Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day!Upload to Facebook
    Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT