When the pandemic ends, tourism will instantly bounce back since doctors, nurses and hospital staff shall be taking year-long holidays! |
Wife: I can't even understand why a refrigerator needs Wi-Fi. Me: So that it can Netflix & Chill! |
My friends call me "The Exorcist" because as soon I reach a party, I start getting rid of all the spirits! |
6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter saw that and shot over the tree. 5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting. Why? . . . . . . . . . . . Bas Kuch Nahi Nakhre! |
My ex-girlfriend was very clever. Once in an emergency, I called her from my friend's phone to tell her "I lost my phone". She answered first "Hi baby". I think she just knew it was me! |
When I see the way people pamper their pet dogs, 'Dog's life' looks so tempting. All I have is 'Kutte Wali Zindagi'! |
Detective: How did this man drown? Me: He couldn't breathe underwater! |
When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a hockey stick. The results may vary! |
Dear men, If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You're never going to find what she wants! |
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day! |