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![Don't some people's annoying little habits really get on to your nerves?<br/>
You know, like converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide!]()
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You know, like converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide! -
![Covid can spread through currency notes. So my wife protects me from getting infected by spending all the money herself before I can even touch it. How caring!]()
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
When your interviewer asks if you have any questions, you should never ask `Do you have a toilet with good wi-fi connectivity?`.<br/>
No wonder I'm still jobless!]()
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When your interviewer asks if you have any questions, you should never ask "Do you have a toilet with good wi-fi connectivity?".
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![Kids study history.<br/>
Adults make history.<br/>
Legends delete history!]()
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Adults make history.
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![Zomato guy entered SBI to deliver lunch.<br/>
They told him to come after lunch time!]()
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![One blonde to another, `Nothing is built in America these days. I just bought a T.V. and it said: `Built-in Antenna`.<br/>
I don't even know where the hell that is!`]()
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I don't even know where the hell that is!" -
![They say `You attract what you fear.`<br/>
Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars!]()
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Oh God, I am so scared of Billion US Dollars! -
![Shashi Tharoor has just sent his Deepavali wishes:<br/>
Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation!]()
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Let this iridescent, opalescent, incandescent festival of fervour sink the tenebrosity into ravishing radiance, filling everyone's life with a cornucopia of joy, peace, health and fine fettle. Evil elements are incinerated in a sparkling show of lights and coruscation! -
![Friend 1: I just had a fight and I smashed him.<br/>
Friend 2: Great! but what happened to your eye?<br/>
Friend 1: I hit my eye directly on his punch!]()
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Friend 2: Great! but what happened to your eye?
Friend 1: I hit my eye directly on his punch! -
![I don't have Ex's, I have Y's.<br/>
Like `Y the hell did I date you?`]()
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Like "Y the hell did I date you?"
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