Upload to Facebook | My only achievement in 2020 is that now... . . . . . . . . I can recognise people in Masks! |
Upload to Facebook | Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt? Husband: I think I can explain. Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is! |
Upload to Facebook | Dear Liver, This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion! #Christmas |
Upload to Facebook | The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep! |
Upload to Facebook | I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`! |
Upload to Facebook | Pfizer's latest announcement: Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat! |
Upload to Facebook | When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy. But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious. No one can understand how women think! |
Upload to Facebook | If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend. Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree! |
Upload to Facebook | Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Dance Teacher: Your feet! |
Upload to Facebook | The reason why Punjabis are funny? Because it's 'PUN' JABI! |
