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  • Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you!Upload to Facebook
    Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you!
  • A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY.<br/>
Please write Merry Christmas in full!Upload to Facebook
    A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY.
    Please write Merry Christmas in full!
  • Just remember Corona is more excited about Christmas and New Year parties than you are!Upload to Facebook
    Just remember Corona is more excited about Christmas and New Year parties than you are!
  • Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary?<br/>
Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget!Upload to Facebook
    Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary?
    Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget!
  • I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife!Upload to Facebook
    I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife!
  • Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class.<br/>
Me: I always knew, thanks.<br/>
Wife: It's the third class!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class.
    Me: I always knew, thanks.
    Wife: It's the third class!
  • Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking?<br/>
Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all!Upload to Facebook
    Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking?
    Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all!
  • Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich!Upload to Facebook
    Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich!
  • We eat chickens before they are born and after they are dead!Upload to Facebook
    We eat chickens before they are born and after they are dead!
  • When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised!Upload to Facebook
    When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised!
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