Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you! |
A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY. Please write Merry Christmas in full! |
Just remember Corona is more excited about Christmas and New Year parties than you are! |
Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary? Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget! |
I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife! |
Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class. Me: I always knew, thanks. Wife: It's the third class! |
Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking? Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all! |
Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich! |
We eat chickens before they are born and after they are dead! |
When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised! |