| Shimla revisited: A hundred years ago the British put up signs in Shimla saying, "Indians and dogs not allowed". Today, countries across the world are saying, "Brits not allowed". Guess, they don't object to dogs! |
| Dear 2021 Dahi Cheeni Kha Kar Aana Please! |
| Corn makes whisky. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers! |
| Indians have now reached the 'Hum Ko To Shayad Ho Kar Chala Gaya Hoga Corona' stage! |
| If you want your man to be with you in the kitchen, just borrow his phone to use as a torch, he will stand there until you finish cooking! |
| Sarcasm and Orgasm. Two things most people don't get! |
| My only achievement in 2020 is that now... . . . . . . . . I can recognise people in Masks! |
| Wife: Whose lipstick is that on your shirt? Husband: I think I can explain. Wife: I don't care, just ask her what shade it is! |
| Dear Liver, This week is gonna be tough. Stay strong, my little champion! #Christmas |
| The worst feeling is when you really lack sleep and try to take a nap, and in the end, waste 1 hour trying to sleep! |
