| I'm sure Coronavirus' new year resolution is `I'll change`! |
| Pfizer's latest announcement: Indian cricketers do not need a vaccine. They cannot catch anything that comes off a bat! |
| When I said "look at you, you're getting so big" to my five-year-old niece, my wife was so happy. But when I said the same thing to my mother-in-law, my wife was furious. No one can understand how women think! |
| If a girl changes her dress in front of you, then she's either really interested in you or considers you as a good friend. Or she hasn't yet spotted you on the tree! |
| Dance Teacher: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Dance Teacher: Your feet! |
| The reason why Punjabis are funny? Because it's 'PUN' JABI! |
| Those who can't understand why Farmers are not happy with the bills, why don't you work without a fixed package at least for a month and give the liberty to your boss to decide whatever they want to pay you! |
| A humble request to all the people who write HBD, GM, GN, HNY. Please write Merry Christmas in full! |
| Just remember Corona is more excited about Christmas and New Year parties than you are! |
| Me: Which brand of whisky would you advise me for my wedding anniversary? Liquor store cashier: Sir, it depends on whether you want to celebrate or forget! |
