Upload to Facebook | Question: Who is better? Wife or Sister? Heart touching, award-winning answer: Wife's Sister! |
Upload to Facebook | Chandigarh is now Thandigarh! |
Upload to Facebook | Almost had a fight with a colleague. I told her if she can't handle a compliment maybe she shouldn't keep such a well-groomed moustache! |
Upload to Facebook | Just realized that ocean scented products do not smell like the ocean! |
Upload to Facebook | Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**! |
Upload to Facebook | It's officially "Do I have a cold because it's that time of the year or do I have coronavirus?" season! |
Upload to Facebook | My wife told me that if she ignores my looks, money, charm and success, then there's no real difference between me and George Clooney! |
Upload to Facebook | I just realized that 'In a pandemic?' is such a perfect excuse to get out of plans! |
Upload to Facebook | 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.' 'A woman: without her, man is nothing.' Punctuation is powerful! |
Upload to Facebook | "A legend is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." This was apparently not an acceptable response to my wife for coming home drunk at 3 am! |
