Other Countries: My son is in a relationship. In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai! |
I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness. It's the alcohol! |
What do you call a pig that does Karate? Pork Chop! |
Everyone is waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires December 31st #COVID19 #Pandemic #Corona |
Christmas Special: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! |
A man to a girl in a bar: Man: Outside?... Under?... To?... Around?... Over?... Girl: Are you trying to preposition me? |
People these days want that everyone should have an opinion. As long as it's matching their opinion! |
Today is the day we gave Bangladeshis a Bangladesh and since then Bangladesh is giving us Bangladeshis. Happy Vijay Divas! |
I'm really exhausted. I spent all day saying "no" to my kids and "yes" to my wife! |
Love Marriage: Tum Gharwalo Ko Manao. Arranged Marriage: Gharwale Tum Ko Manaye. Too Much Fun! |