Funny SMS

  • Other Countries: My son is in a relationship.<br/>
In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Other Countries: My son is in a relationship.
    In India: Hamara Ladka Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Phans Gaya Hai!
  • I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.<br/>
It's the alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    I've been feeling dizzy most of the time and I was suspecting some neurological problems. I was surprised when my doctor told me that it's not any neurological issue that's causing the dizziness.
    It's the alcohol!
  • What do you call a pig that does Karate?<br/>
Pork Chop!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a pig that does Karate?
    Pork Chop!
  • Everyone is waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires December 31st<br/>
#COVID19 #Pandemic #Corona Upload to Facebook
    Everyone is waiting for 2021 as if COVID expires December 31st
    #COVID19 #Pandemic #Corona
  • Christmas Special:<br/>
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?<br/>
Frostbite!Upload to Facebook
    Christmas Special:
    What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
    Frostbite!
  • A man to a girl in a bar:<br/>
Man: Outside?... Under?... To?... Around?... Over?...<br/>
Girl: Are you trying to preposition me?Upload to Facebook
    A man to a girl in a bar:
    Man: Outside?... Under?... To?... Around?... Over?...
    Girl: Are you trying to preposition me?
  • People these days want that everyone should have an opinion.<br/>
As long as it's matching their opinion!Upload to Facebook
    People these days want that everyone should have an opinion.
    As long as it's matching their opinion!
  • Today is the day we gave Bangladeshis a Bangladesh and since then Bangladesh is giving us Bangladeshis.<br/>
Happy Vijay Divas!Upload to Facebook
    Today is the day we gave Bangladeshis a Bangladesh and since then Bangladesh is giving us Bangladeshis.
    Happy Vijay Divas!
  • I'm really exhausted. I spent all day saying `no` to my kids and `yes` to my wife!Upload to Facebook
    I'm really exhausted. I spent all day saying "no" to my kids and "yes" to my wife!
  • Love Marriage: Tum Gharwalo Ko Manao.<br/>
Arranged Marriage: Gharwale Tum Ko Manaye.<br/>
Too Much Fun!Upload to Facebook
    Love Marriage: Tum Gharwalo Ko Manao.
    Arranged Marriage: Gharwale Tum Ko Manaye.
    Too Much Fun!
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