Upload to Facebook | Some people will cancel all plans just to stay at home in bed. I am some people! |
Upload to Facebook | The key to happiness is to stop watching the news! |
Upload to Facebook | Shaadi Ka Card Aaya Hai. Likha Hai: Dinner Ka Time Shaam 7 Baje Se 100 Plate Khatam Hone Tak! |
Upload to Facebook | I told my wife to join me in my morning jog. But she said she's not interested. Then I asked her if she knows that young beautiful girl who lives across the street who goes for jogging everyday. Now my wife gets ready for jogging with me even before I get up! |
Upload to Facebook | A lot of people at this party were shocked to learn that I'm still single. Especially my wife! |
Upload to Facebook | Trumpty Dumpty never finished his wall, Trumpty Dumpty lost the election this fall. All the shady lawyers and all the yes men couldn't get Trumpty elected again! |
Upload to Facebook | Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Me: There is room to add vodka! |
Upload to Facebook | If you sin 90 times, you will only get caught 50% of the time. Because sin 90 = cot 45! |
Upload to Facebook | We build every house with a sturdy front door and a heavy lock for security, and then we put glass in all the walls! |
Upload to Facebook | Doctor: Bataiye Kahan Dard Ho Raha Hai? Boy: Yeh Dekhiye Doctor Sahab, Message 'Seen' Hai Par 'No Reply'! |
