| I was furious when I saw my girlfriend with another guy at the restaurant. But I immediately calmed down because I was with my wife! |
| Wife: When you dress like that, it looks like you got some class. Me: I always knew, thanks. Wife: It's the third class! |
| Mother-In-Law: Why didn't you tell us earlier that you don't know cooking? Daughter-in-Law: I just wanted to surprise you all! |
| Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich! |
| We eat chickens before they are born and after they are dead! |
| When I saw a snake for the first time, I was सर्पrised! |
| Question: Who is better? Wife or Sister? Heart touching, award-winning answer: Wife's Sister! |
| Chandigarh is now Thandigarh! |
| Almost had a fight with a colleague. I told her if she can't handle a compliment maybe she shouldn't keep such a well-groomed moustache! |
| Just realized that ocean scented products do not smell like the ocean! |
