| It's Not That Diabetes, Heart Disease And Obesity Runs In Your Family. It's That No One Runs In Your Family! |
| I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil! |
| I asked my astrologer, "How will the year 2021 be for me?" He said, "It depends on what the Chinese eat this year!" |
| Bollywood movies are totally fake. Today I started dancing at the vegetable market and nobody joined me! |
| My new year's resolution is to stop procrastinating. From February onwards! |
| It's odd how your feet are so sensitive to touch and tickles while being one of the most used and abused parts of your body! |
| Dating someone is like gathering information until you realize you don't like that person anymore! |
| This online semester might have gone very bad but at least we don't have to see toppers, discussing the paper after the exam! |
| My friend took the Pfizer vaccine. He is saying that "I am pfeeling pline and pfantastic. I had no pfever so pfar"! |
| A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing! |
